Libraries are old and dusty
They really need to go
and then a few days later:
“Reading really needs to grow”
Teachers need to share the love
and give all kids a kindle!
Everything is now online
So libraries who needs ‘em?
No-one uses books no more
Let alone to read ‘em!
It is a shame that no-one reads
It’s a thing we must promote
Quickly put some books in gyms
and a shelf of books on ‘planes
But we don’t need no libraries
The government explains!
They are far too expensive
and also past their best!
So fire the Librarians
and put their jobs to rest!
Sell off library buildings
Or make the public run ‘em!
Cut the hours, cut the stock
Cut to the very bone
and if some people shout and moan
Well they should have some books at home!
